Dear fellow bloggers and blog readers...
Please accept my sincerest apologies. I didn't realize that having handcuffs in my underwear drawer placed me firmly in the "freaky" column. Even rendering the queen speechless. I had no idea that it was THAT out of the ordinary.
Lest I be misjudged, misquoted, and otherwise labeled incorrectly...let me clarify.
Chris H...The handcuffs have not attributed to our family size...unless you count them as an act of prevention. Sometimes you just have to hog tie the hubby to get him to leave you alone. LOL
Katie R...My life must not be near as exciting as yours...I can't even think of anything blogworthy to write about. You, on the otherhand, do something at least once a day...often more...that sends you running to your keyboard to share with all the world. Excitement rocketh not my blog.
Bogart...Much to my dismay, pink and fuzzy they are not. Cold, plain, metal. Therefore...sitting in my dresser drawer...NOT being used. (Had we had the pink fuzzy ones...we might have 16 kids instead of eight....in fact, I think the Duggar family is marketing their own set of cuffs right now.)
Queen April...You have run into crazies at the gas station more than once, work in the land of the fake boobies, have past acquaintances with prison records, and handcuffs leave you speechless? Wow. Happy to oblige. ;) Just wait until Boo comes home with a belly piercing, tatoo, and a boyfriend with a "Shaggin wagon." LOL :)
Sandra...Dear, sweet, Sandra....rather than leaving you scratching your pretty red head, and wondering if you do REALLY know me...let me clarify...they were from a bachelorette / bachelor party. Wedding gag gift.
So that is the big secret....the handcuffs were not a "Hey honey, let's go up to the Castle and grab us somethin' fun...." kind of thing. They were GIVEN to us. Geesh. I would never spend my money on something like that.
I'm saving up for the love hammock...that hangs from the ceiling.
(I really hope you all get that this is SARCASM!)
Love,
Your not-so-freaky, totally misunderstood Maid.
2 comments:
Hey girlie, there is no need to explain WHY you have handcuffs in your drawer. We all have a bit of freaky in our closets;)
The more you try to explain, the more it becomes increasing evident that you are 100% Freaky Deaky...and that is cool.
You are married!
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